Suspicions confirmed

Michael mentioned the idea of following Schmutzie's meme of Things of Which I Am Suspicious. Here it is. Should you feel so inclined, let me know what makes you suspicious.

"Free" gifts.
Most credit card or loan offers.
Hot men with ugly women. Seriously, most women can see past superficial concerns and find the beauty within. But men? Not so much. This begs the question -- what's wrong with him?
Conspiracy theorists.
Mormons. Just because I try to say something nice about your religion does not mean I need my very own copy of the Book of Mormon.
TOS and privacy policies on most Web sites.
Apples given to me by strange men. I blame Snow White. Or Eve. Or something.
Non-alcoholic beer.
Americans who use the metric system. "Oh my gosh, it's 50 kilometers away!"
People whose eyes I can't see. This seems to take shape mostly as people with reflective sun glasses. Also, people in cars with tinted windows.
E-gold.
The credit card machines at Target that insist on sucking my debit card in whole. Why can't I swipe? What if it never comes out?
People who see auras.
One size fits all.
Energy drinks.
The diagnosis of fibromyalgia.
Psychological testing.
Hotel rooms. I saw a 20/20 once where they showed all of the ... "stains" ... in a typical hotel room. Enough said.